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Philosophical arguments against America's disgraceful drug war, which is anti-patient, anti-science, anti-minority, a violation of the natural law upon which America was founded, and the ruthless establishment of Christian Science as America's state religion.

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Are you wondering why I stopped you? Well, aside from the fact that you're Black, of course. No, seriously, seriously! (Sorry, my mom always said I should have been a comedian.) I stopped you to give you a warning. No, not about your dodgy right headlight (tho' you really should get that fixed). I wanted to warn you that this website is all about criticizing the willful ignorance of society when it comes to so-called "drugs." It is not -- I repeat NOT -- about encouraging either "drug use" or the LACK of "drug use." Ya feel me? It's about encouraging EDUCATION about substances rather than DRUG WARRIOR DEMONIZATION of substances.


So if you're contemplating using anything from table salt to heroin, you've come to the wrong site. The author is neither a doctor nor a pharmacologist. This is a philosophical website, not a practical website. You dig me? You need to study up on any and all substances using reliable sources: don't get your medical opinions about specific substances from a philosophy website like this one, for Peter's almighty sake! Ya feel me? Is the copper right or is the copper right?

Now, be on your way -- unless, of course, you're Black, in which case, get out of the car this instant and put your hands on the top of my vehicle! Move! Move! Move! Papa's gonna rough you up a bit. (Tee-hee.)

Just kidding. I really should have been a stand-up comedian, you know.

And get that right headlight looked at, ya numbskull!


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Philosophical Essays about the Drug War

showing how the drug war is anti-science, anti-minority, anti-Mother Nature, the establishment of the Christian Science religion, and a violation of the Natural Law upon which America was founded


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Why the Drugs Reddit should not exist

How the Drug War gave the 2016 election to Donald Trump

Open Letter to Variety Critic Owen Glieberman

Join Philosophers Against the Drug War

Not Using is Always Safer?

Open letter to Professor Troy Glover at Waterloo University

Why the Drug War is far worse than a failure

How Psychiatry and the Drug War turned me into an eternal patient

America's Puritan Obsession with Sobriety

Enough Drug War Propaganda Movies Already

Taking the Drug War for Granted

The Philosophical Idiocy of the Drug War

America's Anti-scientific Standards for Psychotherapeutic Medicine

Electroshock Therapy and the Drug War

Using Opium to Fight Depression

How the Atlantic Supports the Drug War

I asked 100 American philosophers what they thought about the Drug War

What You Can Do

The word 'drugs' is a political term


Psst! You have been bamboozled by America's Drug War


Dirty Minded Drug Warriors

The Philosophy of Drug Use

How The Drug War Killed Andy Gibb

How Logic-Challenged Journalists Support the Drug War

Why the Holocaust Museum must denounce the Drug War

Why America is Hung Up on Drugs

Drug War Ideology:the modern superstition

The Drug War Board Game

Open Letter to Erowid

Karolina Zieba just doesn't get it

Heroin versus Alcohol

What Obama got wrong about drugs

How the Drug War turned me into an eternal patient

How Cocaine could have helped me

MDMA for Psychotherapy

Pissed off about Drug Testing

How the Monticello Foundation betrayed Jefferson's Legacy in 1987

Addicted to Addiction

How the Drug War killed Leah Betts

Grandmaster Flash: Drug War Collaborator

The Drugs Reddit just doesn't get it

Five Ways that the drug war causes the problems that it claims to solve

The Worst thing about the Drug War

The Drug War Virus at the Institute of Art and Ideas

Ten Reasons why the Drug War is Nonsense

There is no drug problem

10 Idiots who helped spread drug war propaganda on Listverse

Silence equals Death in America's Drug War

Bamboozled Botanists fall for drug war propaganda

How the drug war promotes drug abuse

Cop shows as drug war propaganda

Open Letter to Congressman Ben Cline, asking him to abolish the criminal DEA

Why the Drug Waris Christian Science Sharia

What Liberals ALWAYS get wrong about the drug war

There are no such things as drugs

Defund the DEA

The Racist Drug War killed George Floyd

Drug War Copaganda

So, Your Faith Votes?

Replacing Psychiatry with Pharmacologically Savvy Shamanism

In Praise of Doctor Feelgood

Drug Warrior Lies on the Internet Movie Database

End the Drug War Now

Six Reasons Why Americans Are Bamboozled by the Drug War

The Whistle Blower who NOBODY wants to hear

Comedian Adderall Zoloft Riffs on the Drug War

Unscientific American

In the Realm of Hungry Drug Warriors

Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

Without Philosophy, Science becomes Scientism

America's Invisible Addiction Crisis

Don't Worry, Be Satisfied

America's Blind Spot

America's Great Anti-Depressant Scam

How Fretting Drug Warriors Block Medical Progress

A Goliath that even David is afraid of

How to Unite Drug War Opponents of all Ethnicities

The Church of the Most Holy and Righteous Drug War

The War on Plants

The Depressing Truth About SSRIs

The Joy of Drug Testing

The DEA: Poisoning Americans since 1973

In Praise of Drug Dealers

The Drug War as a Make-Work Program for Law Enforcement

How the Drug War Punishes the Elderly

The DEA's War on Alzheimer's Research

The Educational Use of Psychoactive Plants

Virus Update

The Totally Unspoken Truth About Drugs

Alternative Medicine as a Drug War Creation

Surprise Drug Test!

Open Letter to Gabrielle Glaser

Drug Warriors Fiddle while Rome Gets Nuked

The Myth of the Addictive Personality

Glenn Close but no cigar

Clueless Philosophers

The American Stasi

Calling All Philosophers

What We Mean When We Say 'Drugs'

How the DEA determines if a religion is true

President Calls for Executing Drug Dealers

Addicted to Ignorance

Self-Censorship in the Age of the Drug War

Open Letter to the Virginia Legislature

American Sharia

Letter to Lamar Alexander

There is no such thing as DRUGS

Is Rick Doblin Running with the Devil?

The Therapeutic Value of Anticipation

John Locke on Drugs

Rationality Uber Alles

Just Say No to Surveillance Capitalism

Tune In, Turn On, Opt Out

Urine Testers Needed

There is a Specter Haunting Science

Torture 101 at DEA University

Hypocritical America Embraces Drug War Fascism

Campfire Stories about America's Drug War

Depressed? Here's why.

The Drug War is a War on Patients

DEA Guilty of Crimes Against Humanity

Speaking Truth to Big Pharma

Snoop Pearson's Muddle-Headed Take on Drugs

Lock 'em up! Lock 'em up!

Tweet to Alex Adams

What if Arthur Schopenhauer Had Used DMT?

Euthanasia in the Age of the Drug War

Se Llama Mushrooms

Let's burn some plants!

In Praise of Augustus Bedloe

Plants Divine, All Plants Excelling

Harold & Kumar Support the Drug War

How Variety and its film critics support drug war fascism

Common Nonsense from Common Sense Media

Open Letter to Addiction Specialist Gabriel Maté

Running with the DEA -- er, I mean the Devil

Review of When Plants Dream

Time to Replace Psychiatrists with Shamans

The Politically Incorrect Cure for the Common Cold

Drug Laws as the Punishment of 'Pre-Crime'

Seven Ways that Liberals are Confused by the Drug War

There's nothing complicated about it -- legalize Mother Nature's plants now!

Eight Reasons to End Drug Testing

This is your brain on Neuralink

This is your brain on Drug War propaganda

Mycologists as DEA Collaborators

This is your brain on Effexor

Too White to Use Mushrooms

Fifty Years of Bogus Articles about Creativity

The Drug War and Electroshock Therapy

Why Hollywood Owes Richard Nixon an Oscar

Why American Drug Policy is Insane

In Praise of Thomas Szasz

The real reason for depression in America

Screw You, Francis Burton Harrison

Colorado plane crash caused by milk!

Dragnet meets the Drug War

The Schedule 1 Gift Shop