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Fallon of the DEA

by Ballard Quass, the Drug War Philosopher

April 18, 2025



Enjoy the Exciting Adventures of DEA Agent Fallon, as he arrests minorities, violates religious liberties, and confiscates entire houses -- all in order to crack down on evil, bad, rotten, lousy DRUGGGS! (except for alcohol, of course, and antidepressants and caffeine and aspirin and coffee and Red Bull... full list of exceptions available for SASE and $1.00)

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Ten Tweets

against the hateful war on US




To say that psilocybin has not been proven to work is like saying that a hammer has not yet been proven to smash glass. Why not? Because the process has not yet been studied under a microscope.

The "acceptable risk" for psychoactive drugs can only be decided by the user, based on what they prioritize in life. Science just assumes that all users should want to live forever, self-fulfilled or not.

If Fentanyl kills, then alcohol slaughters. Drug prohibition is the real killer.

After over a hundred years of prohibition, America has developed a kind of faux science in which despised substances are completely ignored. This is why Sci Am is making a new argument for shock therapy in 2023, because they ignore all the stuff that OBVIOUSLY cheers one up.

Trump is the prototypical drug warrior. He knows that he can destroy American freedoms by fearmongering.

In the 2015 movie "No Escape," the only place that was safe from anti-American hysteria was an opium den. How ironic that the U.S. forced Iran to outlaw opium.

In the board game "Sky Team," you collect "coffees" to improve your flying skills. Funny how the use of any other brain-focusing "drug" in real life is considered to be an obvious sign of impairment.

It's just plain totalitarian nonsense to outlaw mother nature and to outlaw moods and mental states thru drug law. These truths can't be said enough by us "little people" because the people in power are simply not saying them.

Jim Hogshire described sleep cures that make physical withdrawal from opium close to pain-free. As for "psychological addiction," there are hundreds of elating drugs that could be used to keep the ex-user's mind from morbidly focusing on a drug whose use has become problematic for them.

Problem 2,643 of the war on drugs: It puts the government in charge of deciding what counts as a true religion.


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