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What's My Line?

Drug War Edition

by Brian Ballard Quass, the Drug War Philosopher

June 21, 2025



Welcome to 'What's My Line: Drug War Edition.' Here is your host, Blaze Thunderstone.



Today's mystery guest is Andy from Staten Island, New York. Andy, how are you doing today?




Great, Blaze, thanks.


Let's ask some questions to see if our contestants can figure out what you do for a living. Fire when ready, Mary.


Does your job have anything to do with breaking down doors and throwing grandmothers to the floor?


You might say that, yes.


Very interesting. Steve?



If I begged for mercy while you were ransacking my house, would you be likely to cut me some slack?



Ha, you wish.


I think we'll take that as a no. Harmony, your question, please.


If you broke down my door and I did not immediately get down on the floor, would you shoot me?


Of course. You would have it coming to you, in that case.



Time is up, I am afraid. Mary, what do you think that Andy here does for a living?


It's hard to say, however, I think he might be a member of the Nazi Gestapo.


Oh, close one, Mary, but that is not quite the correct answer. Steve?


Is Andy one of those mindless thugs who goes around enforcing protection rackets for the Mafia?



Oh! Once again, that's very close, but it is not the precise answer that we are looking for. Harmony, what do you think is Andy's job?


Well, if he is not in the Gestapo and he is not part of the Mob... is he one of those DEA agents who destroys houses on a whim and answers to nobody, thereby constituting an abomination in a supposedly free country?


Exactly, Harmony, well done. Yes, Andy is indeed one of those D E A agents who destroys houses on a whim and answers to nobody, thereby constituting an abomination in a supposedly free country!


You have been listening to What's My Line, Drug War edition, with your host, Blaze Thunderstone.













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Imagine someone starting their book about antibiotics by saying that he's not trying to suggest that we actually use them. We should not have to apologize for being honest about drugs. If prohibitionists think that honesty is wrong, that's their problem.

Wonder how America got to the point where we let the Executive Branch arrest judges? Look no further than the Drug War, which, since the 1970s, has demonized Constitutional protections as impediments to justice.

There are definitely good scientists out there. Unfortunately, they are either limited by their materialist orthodoxy into showing only specific microscopic evidence or they abandon materialism for the nonce and talk the common psychological sense that we all understand.

The Drug War is the most important evil to protest, precisely because almost everybody is afraid to do so. That's a clear sign that it is a cancer on the body politic.

Drug prohibition is not a victimless crime.

Drug warriors do not want to end "addiction": it's their golden goose. They use the threat of addiction to scare us into giving up our democratic freedoms, like that once supplied by the 4th amendment.

The Holy Trinity of the Drug War religion is Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, and John Belushi. "They died so that you might fear psychoactive substances with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength."

SWAT raids have increased by 15,000 percent from the late 1970s to today, resulting in 50,000 to 80,000 SWAT raids annually in the US alone. --War On Us

Philip Jenkins reports that Rophynol had positive uses for treating mental disorders until the media called it the "date rape drug." We thus punished those who were benefitting from the drug, tho' the biggest drug culprit in date rape is alcohol. Oprah spread the fear virally.

If you're looking for an anti-Christ, just look for an American presidential politician who has taught us to hate our enemies. Gee, now, who could that be, huh? According to Trump, Jesus was just a chump. Winning comes before anything at all in his sick view of life.


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